... Bob Audlee, the shadowy global financier has agreed to loan the IMF 23 trillion dollars, believed to be the largest sum ever loaned by a private individual ...
Reclusive scientist Robert Audlee of Massachusetts announced today that the FDA has approved his groundbreaking cure for the swine flu virus. An FDA spokesperson confirmed that the 'miracle cure' would be made available to hospitals...
... "When Bob Audlee tells you 'its time to make a deal', you make a deal", the Palestinian spokesman said, in a statement to world leaders at the United Nations...
Nov 6 (Bloomberg) -- Robert Audlee (who prefers to be called simply "Bob"), described as 'The Planet Earth's Best Friend' by President Barak Obama says he only did what any good citizen would do. But the device he developed, the gamma-ray laser, is credited with causing the enemy aliens to change their plans for the domination of humanity...
No one is sure how he did it, but polymath Bob Audlee says that in using his 'sheer force of will' to drastically reduce US violent crime rates over the last three weeks he never intended to cause the layoffs of thousands of law-enforcment...
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